Monday, October 19, 2009

Liverpool lose fight with beach ball

Liverpool 0 - Beach Ball 1.

Have a look at this fantastic goal from the weekends English Premier League game between Liverpool and Sunderland.



Darren Bent gets his name on the score sheet but we know who the real hero was - B.Ball. As a Man U supporter there is nothing better than seeing Liverpool go down ( OK maybe Chelski but everyone hates Chelski), the Liverpudlians going down to an own goal in these circumstances even better!

Mischievous fans of rival teams have flocked to Liverpool's official online store to buy the club out of beach balls. Opposition fans reveling in Liverpool's misery have bought all remaining 'beach sets' from the online shop, which consist of a towel, a bag and the now-infamous beach ball. The sets had been reduced from £20 to £10 and have now sold out. They will be a must-have item for traveling supporters visiting Anfield in coming weeks.

Most annoyingly for reds fans, the beach ball ball was thrown on to the pitch by a young Liverpool supporter – who is unlikely to find himself too popular with the red half of Merseyside this weekend. Apparently the search is on so he can be banned, but i feel the fans might be looking for a bit more than a ban.

As the great Liverpool Manager Bill Shankly once said "Football isn't a matter of life and death. It's much more important than that."

eek!

"which one do i stop" thinks Liverpool Goal Keeper Pepe Reina

Monday, August 17, 2009

Usain Bolt is your new God.



Last week we saw Usain Bolt front up at a press conference for he world athletics championships wearing a pair of yellow foam arms on his back. Sure he did not need them but it was a marketing gimmick for those in the crowd attempting to strike the pose of the big Jamican. It was a great media conference, he questioned why everyone was always so serious. I just turn up and run fast he said, im here to deliver he said.

So being the avid athletics fan and also having something of a man crush on Bolt that has been sticking around since the Olympics, I got on line and got me some bolt on arms.

But back to Bolt........ though the heats and semis he meandered, never really getting out of first gear. Did not even have to break 10 seconds in his heat - he ran 2nd. A false start in the Semi. He laughed, got back down on the blocks and ran 9.89 - pulling up 50m from the line. All along he said he would deliver in the final. The media were at pains to tell us that Tyson Gay was a legitimate challenger, a man who could beat Bolt, he has run a faster time this season they harped, more consistent etc etc etc.
Cue Mens 100m final.

Time to Deliver.

On the starting blocks the camera settled on Bolt.

He mouths the words "the game is on"

Then this happended




if you missed it - 9.58 seconds.

Quite simply stunning.
Usain Bolt says he will do it. Then he delivers…9.58secs for the 100m is frightening. But then again based on his Olympics win we knew it could happen. Nothing is impossible.
It is like witnessing a force of nature. A gift from God, harnessed, then released.
The saviour of athletics they are calling him.
This man is an icon, he transcends sport.
He is more than a gift from God.
He is a God

He just might end up ursurping Muhammed Ali as "The Greatest"

And im not taking my Bolt Arms off for the next week.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Tour de France wrap up!

What a tour.

The highlights for me:

Alberto Contador.

The win of Alberto Contador in the 2009 Tour de France was the triumph of a man that is set to dominate this great race for years to come. Yes he was on the strongest team, but he won this race in the face of adversity from within that team. Also consider that he won one individual time trial and was second in the other. He won a mountain top finish and on the two others did not lose any time to his opponents. This is a very important factor and it is the reason that he has won the last 4 grand tours he has ridden in. He has only ridden 5 - the 2005 Tour de France (as a 22 year old) was the only one he did not win. He one of only 5 men to have won all 3 grand tours and is the youngest rider to do so, completing the hat trick at 25 years of age.

He was won
2007/09 Tour de France
2008 Giro d'Italia (Tour of Italy)
2008 Vuelta a Espana (Tour of Spain)

The Tour de France has a history of domination. When you look at the list of winners you see the pattern, domination by a rider, a few year gap then another rider dominates, then gap etc etc. Armstrong won 7, before him there were 3 different winners, before that Indurain won 5 in a row, before that Lemond, then Hinault, then Merckx, the Anquetil.

The common thread among these dominant winners?
They all won multiple Time Trials stages and also could win mountain stages.
You have to be able to win against the clock and you have to be able to climb.

Who in the current group of riders that would be contesting the Yellow Jersey can compete with Contador in a time trial?

Wiggins? Armstrong? Evans? maybe, but not on 2009 form.
He showed this year that he has become a TT force.

Who can climb with him?
Andy Schleck.

Contador attacked on stage 7 to Arcalis - the first summit finish. Make no mistake he could have won that stage and put himself in yellow but with queries on Astana leadership and 2 weeks of riding to follow meant that he did enough to jump into second and leave himself 6 seconds adrift of Italian Rinaldo Nocentini (who??) He then attacked on the second summit finish to Verbier and won the stage, taking yellow and destroying the hopes of, well, everyone really. At the final summit finish on Mount Ventoux he rode defensively and just marked Andy Schleck, he never ever looked under pressure. To me he could have won this race by a long way if he chose to grind his opponents (and team mates) into the ground.

In short there is no one in the current group that can beat Contador in a Grand Tour.
Not without significant improvement in the TT from Andy Schleck or the youngsters Vincenzo Nibaldi, Roman Kreuziger, Bryce Feilu or Tony Martin taking a big step up.

But there is always the team aspect. He rode in the strongest team in history this year. I'm going to be bold and say that it would not have made a difference to the outcome if he rode for another team. Sure he would not have got an advantage like he did in the team TT, but still he would have made up for it in the hills. Next year he will not have a team as strong (there are various rumours about his likely destination) and he is not a team player as we saw - that is my only knock for him. You can bet that next year everyone will be super keen to knock him off so it is going to be very very interesting.



Mark Cavendish.



Unbelievable.

6 stage wins this year. 10 over the past 2 Tours. I think i ranted enough here.

He is that much superior to the rest of the sprinters, that given flat finish only bad luck or poor tactics are going to beat him. When you have a team like Columbia-HTC working for him and Mark Renshaw delivering him to the perfect spot every time, the poor tactics factor rarely comes into play and as for luck, you generally make your own in cycling and his team makes sure that rarely enters the equation either.

A big mention to team Columbia-HTC. They were awesome. Astana was powerful but Columbia repeatedly showed the peleton on each and every flat stage who was boss. They got on the front for long stretches to chase down breaks and then still had enough left to get their man to the front. Cavs win on stage 19 after Columbia chased down a break and then stuck together over a cat 2 climb only 20km from the finish was an amazing team effort. The best sprint train i have ever seen, watching them over the last kilometer of a flat stage was astonishing.

The Green jersey issue is the only sour note here. Sure Hushovd won it with intermediate sprints and a stage win on a non sprinters stage, he was consistent and brilliant and that is what wins you the jersey. But if he had not have protested against cavendish on stage 14 and gained 13 points on him, Cave would have won the green jersey. 6 stage wins vs 1 stage win. Cavendish beat Hushovd every single time they went head to head.

We know who the best sprinter at the tour was!

Front on views do not do justice to his speed, they never show hom much he wins by - always wait for the overhead. Only once did anyone get within a bike length of Cavendish. Amazing.

Erik Zabel said he rated Cav in the top 3 sprinters of all time - and that was before this tour.

He might just stand alone now.

The race itself.

What a grand plan, the penultimate stage finishing on top of Mount Ventoux, the hardest hill in France. For race director Christian Prudhomme, the dream was for the bald mountain to be the deciding moment of the 2009 Tour. Unfortunately Contador conspired against him but the dream went very close to happening. Ventoux is always a spectacle, but this year it was special, there were over 500,000 fans on the mountain. If the race was up for grabs, imagine the crowd then - it has the scope to be the ultimate way to decide the race. The scenery is always breathtaking, the coverage just gets better. I am sure Christian Prudhomme will continue to tweak this race and make it better as he has done each year. Removing time bonuses, returning team time trials (although the jury is out there) less ITT, more summit finishes and i think we will see a penultimate summit finish rather than an ITT again in the near future.


Lance Armstrong.

A freak.

You are the youngest ever world champ, you get cancer, you come back and win 7 consecutive Tours. Retire, get bored and then at 37 decide you are getting back on the bike to try and win again (under the guise of raising cancer awareness of course!) . Why? Because you are Lance.

What an amazing story that keeps getting better. Lance is good for sport, good for cycling, good for everything. That he almost got the Yellow jersey in stage 4 (missed by 0.022 seconds) is testament to the man and his self belief. I did not think he could win. I thought he could finish 3rd at best and he did that. But deep down, i wanted Lance to win.

With a new team next year Lance & Johan Bruyneel will again prove formidable. He will return to France in 2010 with the intention of winning his 8th Tour title, and he'll have full say into who he brings with him to his new Radioshack team. Already Chris Horner, Levi Leipheimer and Andreas Kloden are rumored to be riding for Armstrong's new team, and other top names can't be far behind. Expect that Armstrong will come to France with an extremely strong squad to support him, as he looks to teach Contador a lesson in teamwork and tactics.



The Schlecks and Saxo Bank.

Bjarne Riis is the best mind in cycling. He did not have the strongest team in the tour but had the best brains. The team managed to win 3 stages, hold the yellow jersey for 7 days and beat everyone but Contador. Andy Schleck needs to get faster in the time trial or they need to put more hills and less time trials in the tour next year! Andy did everything he could to break contador but it was not going to happen, at 24 though they have a long rivalry ahead of them and I see him as the only man possibly able to topple Contador - but he needs a big improvement in the TT. He has a brother that is willing to die for him and a team of workhorses that are willing and able to put everything on the line. They gambled last year and won with sastre, this year they gambled, threw everything at Contador and came up second.

I cant wait for next years rematch.

Doping
None.
Nada.
No positive tests in the tour. Drug free. No scandals and nothing for the cycling bashers to grab hold of. fantastic. But of course Greg Lemond still finds the time to sledge the winner and throw a few accusations in. Bitter old man.

Brits
eh?
The british track cycling renaissance has now spread to the road. Cavendish was awesome, Wiggins surprised everyone with his amazing form in the mountains, not bad for a guy who usually only rides 4000m on the track! David Millar put in his usual honest performance as well. A british team from 2010. Watch out!

The Youngsters.

Contador is 26, Kreuziger 23, Andy Schleck 24, Vincenzo Nibali 24. The elder Schleck is 29, Wiggins is 29. The only guys in the top 10 this year over 30 are Armstrong , Vande Velde and Kloden. Add to that Tony Martin 24, Nicholas Roche 24 , Brice Feillu 24 & Robert Gesink 23 and then the sprinters - Gerald Ciolek 22, Tylre Farrar 25 and of course, Mark Cavendish 24.

This year was the changing of the guard. Out with Sastre, Evans, Pereiro in with a new world order.

Cycling is in good hands.

The Lowlights:

Cadel Evans
Just plain bad. Always has an excuse and always has something to whinge about. In 9 years as a pro he seems to have learned nothing about cycling or the media or how to speak like a normal human being. Was second overall in 2 very weak years, he is a consistent rider. World class but consistent. Not a world beater. This year he climbed poorly, time trialled fairly. Sure he can't help the fact that his team recruited Thomas Dekker, a very capable climber who was previously with rabobank. Before the tour he unfortunately had a positive result of a re-test of an out-of-competition sample taken in December 2007. Whoops.
But the reality is Evans was either very out of form (on paper he wasn't, he was 2nd at the Dauphine Libere, his main lead up for the 3rd year in a row) Sick (which was denied by his team) or just plain old cracked the shits. Took his bat and ball and went home. I'm leaning towards the latter. He said on his website it was 'fun' riding in the back of the race in stage 17, losing almost 30 minutes to the leaders. Fun eh? how much must his bosses have liked reading that!

He has been told he will not be leder in 2010 - young gun Van den Broek will be. Pack your bags Cadel, there are a few new teams on the way Sky (British), Renault (french in name but looking at being backed by a spanish bank and Fernando Alsonso - possible destination of one Alberto Contador) and of course Lance's team radioshack.

Cuddles is going to struggle from here on in.

Carlos Sastre
Now he might really see how lucky he was to be on Team CSC (saxo bank)last year when they ground the opposition into the dust up L'Alpe d'Huez and the schleck brothers knocked all his opposition out and gave him the yellow jersey. Sure he can climb but he is a grinder. Took the money and ran to Cervelo who then left Simon Gerrans, who was being groomed as his domestique in the hills, out of the race for going for a ride with Lance Armstrong and apparently giving away secrets. You will not see him in contention again. I hope Simon Gerrans leaves Cervelo and is riding for Lance next year!

Tom Boonen
3rd positive test for Cocaine - out of competition. Court rules he can start in the race after the tour wanted to ban him. Quickstep should not have bothered. Team did not work for him once, the basically sat up in protest and didn't even offer the former world champ and green jersey winner a lead out. They should have gone with Aussie Allan Davis. Boonen then crashed a number of times and said he had a virus. Sure.

The TV.
Why cant we get all stages from start to finish? Especially mountain stages?
Apparently there is no "feed".
not good enough in this multimedia world.


back to the good though....

The Selections

Before the race this was my predicted top 10......

1. Alberto Contador - tick
2. Andy Schleck - tick
3. Lance Armstong - tick
4. Denis Menchov (horrible)
5. Cadel Evans (ditto)
6. Michael Rogers (crashed a few times)
7. Levi Leipheimer (crashed and out)
8. Carlos Sastre (very poor)
9. Frank Schleck (5th)
10. Roman Kreuziger (9th)

So the first 3 in order was not terribly hard to pick but we had that, if only the trifecta was a bet type here. This neatly segues into the betting. Cavendish was backed to win a number of stages (not hard- best price was $3.25!) but the big result was Franco Pellizotti for the polka Dots at $24. he saluted and a decent profit was ensured.


Back again next year!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Tour de France 2009 - Stage 21

Stage 21 - Montereau-Fault-Yonne to Paris Champs-Élysées 164 km



Let the celebrations begin! This is the traditional ride into Paris with the final race on the Champs-Elysees which has taken place every year since 1975. They take it easy, catch up with other riders, sip champagne, pose for photos. Then the peleton will get down to business ramp up the pace and conduct what is basically a criterium race on the “world’s most beautiful avenue”. 8 laps with intermediate sprints for points on the 2nd and 4th laps and then the big prize for sprinters is at the finish, winning on the Champs-Élysées is a distinguished achievement.

Look at some of the names that have won here.
  • Hinault (x2)
  • LeMond
  • Abdoujaparov (x2)
  • McEwen (x2)
  • Boonen
  • Hushovd
  • Vinokourov

The Paris stage has always meant success for some, relief for many others.



Generally no one attacks on the last day, although Gilberto Simeoni did in 2004 and got reeled in. The 8 lap race at the end is the domain of the sprint train and most are happy to let it go that way - although 2 exceptions do spring to mind. In 1994 Eddy Seigneur attacked the peleton just before the champs - Elysees and won and in 2005 the incomparable Alexandre Vinokourov attacked the same way, won and with the time bonus got himself into 5th place. It can happen but this year Columbia will make sure that Cavendish gets stage win 6. Hushovd can still lose the green jersey, but to get back 25 points Thor is going to have to have his worst day yet. He can finish 5th and will lose only 13 points. Maybe it will happen, stranger things have, but i think all 3 jerseys are sewn up.

Spaniards on top of Mount Ventoux.

Juan Manuel Garate claims victory at Mt Ventoux

It was a fantastic idea to have the penultimate stage of the Tour de France finish on one of the greatest-ever climbs. For race director Christian Prudhomme, the dream was for Mont Ventoux to be the deciding moment of the 2009 Tour.

Alberto Contador conspired against him though, his performances over the past 3 weeks, have been sublime. With 3 stage wins that all took significant time out of his rivals - a team time trial, an individual time trial and a summit finish at Verbier, meant that when the riders got to the Ventoux the race was all but decided. They could try and crack the Spaniard but all he had to do was ride defensively. The battle for 3rd was on with less than 2 minutes between 3rd and 7th, but in the end only one position changed.

I lost count of how many times Andy Schleck attacked Contador, again and again he went but every time he did, Contador stuck to his wheel like glue. Make no mistakes, Andy Schlecks performance last night to lead the yellow jersey group for the majority of the 21km climb of Mount ventoux was extraordinary. He and Contador showed that they are that far ahead of the bunch when it comes to climbing, they could have ridden off and contested the stage win. Instead, when it became apparent to Andy that he was not going to crack Contador he dropped back and tried to help his brother crack Armstrong and leapfrog him in the classification so they could stand together on the podium. Lance rode so well though, he had 3rd place and like contador, all he had to do was ride defensively. All he had to do was follow Franks wheel and that is what he did. No need to respond to the other attacks, he rode brilliantly to nullify Frank. Contador and Armstrong were perfect defensively, just as Andy Schleck was so good at attacking. There was not much anyone else could do.

The winner on the day was Juan Manuel Garate, he had been away from the peleton in a 16-man break since the third kilometre, Garate bided his time until the lower slopes of the bald-headed mountain. Early on, he had just Tony Martin and Christophe Riblon for company with less than five minutes separating the trio from the big guns 20 kilometres from the finish. After a short dig by Garate, the three decided to work together in search of the impossible. Soon they dropped Riblon and Garate and Martin were two minutes ahead of the groupe maillot jaune 10 clicks from the finish. And despite their advantage shrinking to 38 seconds by the line, Garate's last surge gave him the edge, and the situation stayed largely the same, as GC favourites Andy Schleck, Contador, Armstrong, Fränk Schleck, Kreuziger, Pellizotti and Nibali all finished within 20 seconds of each other.

The race director almost got it right. If the Gap was 2 minutes between 1 & 2 then this would have been the ultimate. Instead it was a brilliant mountain stage on one of the most revered climbs in the sport. Over 500,000 people lined the Ventoux and they would have like what they saw. I am sure Prudhomme will continue to tweak this race and make it better as he has done each year. Removing time bonuses, returning team time trials (jury is out) less ITT, more summit finishes, he is going to make this race better every year and i think we will see a penultimate summit finish rather than an ITT again in the near future.

We have seen a changing of the guard in this race. Contador has assumed the position of worlds best rider, he won his first tour at 24, missed last year and showed us this year how mcuh he has improved. He should have had 3 in a row. Last years top 3 of Evans / Sastre / Menchov were destroyed in this race by some young guns who are going to go head to head for the next few years. Sure Lance will be throwing everything at it but consider along with Contador at 26 years of age you have Kreuziger 23, Tony Martin 24, Andy Schleck 24, Vincenzo Nibali 24. And they all can climb. The elder schleck is 29, Wiggins is 29. The only guys in the top 10 this year over 30 are Armstrong , Vande Velde and Kloden.

No positive drug results (yet) and a bunch of youngsters including 24 year old Mark Cavendish, 3 new teams next year - the future of cycling has never looked better.

Now on to the Champs - Elysees for the celebration and Mark Cavendishs 6th stage win!

Stage 20 - Mount Ventoux.
1 Juan Manuel Garate Cepa (Spa) Rabobank 4:39:21
2 Tony Martin (Ger) Team Columbia - HTC 0:00:03
3 Andy Schleck (Lux) Team Saxo Bank 0:00:38
4 Alberto Contador Velasco (Spa) Astana
5 Lance Armstrong (USA) Astana 0:00:41
6 Fränk Schleck (Lux) Team Saxo Bank 0:00:43
7 Roman Kreuziger (Cze) Liquigas 0:00:46
8 Franco Pellizotti (Ita) Liquigas 0:00:56
9 Vincenzo Nibali (Ita) Liquigas 0:00:58
10 Bradley Wiggins (GBr) Garmin - Slipstream 0:01:03

General classification after stage 20
1 Alberto Contador Velasco (Spa) Astana 81:46:17
2 Andy Schleck (Lux) Team Saxo Bank 0:04:11
3 Lance Armstrong (USA) Astana 0:05:24
4 Bradley Wiggins (GBr) Garmin - Slipstream 0:06:01
5 Fränk Schleck (Lux) Team Saxo Bank 0:06:04
6 Andreas Klöden (Ger) Astana 0:06:42
7 Vincenzo Nibali (Ita) Liquigas 0:07:35
8 Christian Vande Velde (USA) Garmin - Slipstream 0:12:04
9 Roman Kreuziger (Cze) Liquigas 0:14:16
10 Christophe Le Mevel (Fra) Française des Jeux 0:14:25